Marissa Rosario. 22. Queens New York. Writer. Cat eye enthusiast. Zombie killer. Black cat owner. Certified mermaid.

20th October 2014

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meme4u:

check out my new shoes

meme4u:

check out my new shoes

20th October 2014

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20th October 2014

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milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

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20th October 2014

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20th October 2014

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rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

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20th October 2014

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worldofthecutestcuties:

My friend’s cat watching tv.

worldofthecutestcuties:

My friend’s cat watching tv.

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20th October 2014

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theycallmemiketaylor:

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thecutestofthecute:

This is probably the cutest thing I’ve ever laid eyes upon. Ohh my god.

hahah

Life goals

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20th October 2014

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productofafranticmind:

Dear Companies,
Can we please bring signs like this back?
Sincerely, 
Every employee who has had to work with the public, ever.

productofafranticmind:

Dear Companies,

Can we please bring signs like this back?

Sincerely, 

Every employee who has had to work with the public, ever.

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20th October 2014

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laurencohan: @kishserratos @steveyeun @joshmcdermitt @lucytwobows #BobBQ
laurencohan@kishserratos @steveyeun @joshmcdermitt @lucytwobows #BobBQ

20th October 2014

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joshmcdermitt:

Viewing Party w/ @laurencohan @steveyeun @kishserratos & @lucytwobows #BobBQ #TWD

joshmcdermitt:

Viewing Party w/ @laurencohan @steveyeun @kishserratos & @lucytwobows #BobBQ #TWD

20th October 2014

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charismaticcreations:

Taken straight from the comic book.

charismaticcreations:

Taken straight from the comic book.

20th October 2014

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TWD S05E02 - Strangers 

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18th October 2014

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extraneousredux:

collegehumor:

Love thy neighbor notes.

Finish reading 14 Notes Calling Out Neighbors On Their Loud Sex

One of my neighbors received a very legal and official-looking letter from the home owner’s association, asking that they close their windows when they have “loud monkey sex”.

Turns out that it was a joke from another one of my neighbors.

Yet another neighbor (directly next to us) asked us to wait until morning to move our trash cans out to the curb, because when they hear us outside of their bedroom window it disrupts their sex.  LMAO

He said, “Hey.  Can I talk to you about someting?”  and then proceeded to explain to me how long he has to watch porn with his wife, work on her with foreplay, etc - before he can have sex with her.  Then if she hears us moving our trash cans, he has to start all over again.

I laughed so hard.  But I also told him that we’d do our best to cease the cock-blocking.

The best part of that story is that his wife came over later in the day and said, “Hey, can I talk to you about someting?” and I got to hear the entire thing once again, but from her perspective.

(Are you beginning to see why I do not stand out as anything unusual on this street?  ;)

Source: College Humor

18th October 2014

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angelinaasanchez:

And no one ever will ​❤️

angelinaasanchez:

And no one ever will ​❤️

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18th October 2014

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