Marissa Rosario. 22. Queens New York. Writer. Cat eye enthusiast. Zombie killer. Black cat owner. Certified mermaid.
when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe
I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.
My friend’s cat watching tv.
This is probably the cutest thing I’ve ever laid eyes upon. Ohh my god.
Source: Found on guggel.net
Can we please bring signs like this back?
Every employee who has had to work with the public, ever.
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Taken straight from the comic book.
TWD S05E02 - Strangers
Love thy neighbor notes.
Finish reading 14 Notes Calling Out Neighbors On Their Loud Sex
One of my neighbors received a very legal and official-looking letter from the home owner’s association, asking that they close their windows when they have “loud monkey sex”.
Turns out that it was a joke from another one of my neighbors.
Yet another neighbor (directly next to us) asked us to wait until morning to move our trash cans out to the curb, because when they hear us outside of their bedroom window it disrupts their sex. LMAO
He said, “Hey. Can I talk to you about someting?” and then proceeded to explain to me how long he has to watch porn with his wife, work on her with foreplay, etc - before he can have sex with her. Then if she hears us moving our trash cans, he has to start all over again.
I laughed so hard. But I also told him that we’d do our best to cease the cock-blocking.
The best part of that story is that his wife came over later in the day and said, “Hey, can I talk to you about someting?” and I got to hear the entire thing once again, but from her perspective.
(Are you beginning to see why I do not stand out as anything unusual on this street? ;)
Source: College Humor
And no one ever will ❤️
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